Take Back

Oh no - I said that?

Here are top ten comments made by sports commentators
that I'm sure they would like to take back: 
 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and
    Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. 
    I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up 
    and it was amazing." 
 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is
    really a lovely horse and I speak from personal 
    experience since I once mounted her mother." 
 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is
    absolutely, truly unique, except for the one 
    behind it which is exactly identical to the 
    one in front of the similar one in back." 
 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my
    parents, especially my mother and father." 
 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been
    injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but 
    none of them really that serious." 
 6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I
    should think we can expect the same thing again." 
 7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the
    opposition doesn't like it.  In fact you can see 
    it all over their faces." 
 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah,
    isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president 
    is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew." 
 9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is
    everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on 
    the field." 
 10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie
     Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final
     round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. 
     Oh my God, what have I just said?"